Saturday, April 30, 2011

Turning The Air Blue

A rather uneventful day (to the point of falling asleep mid-afternoon)
was made better by what was a really nice spag bol in front of BGT
and Chelsea beating Spurs 2-1 this afternoon.

There's a barrage of tweets and statuses about persuading Sepp Blatter
to invest in goal-line technology after the so-called "controversial"
goals from Lampard and Kalou but to be honest, if it was your team
scoring with the lino's back turned, would you complain?

Would you fuck.

With hardly anything interesting happening tomorrow I'm just wanting
to be in a physical state where I'm too tired to get out of bed until
5pm, which is when I normally head towards the CSR studios.

Rather excited actually as one of the tracks lined up is an impressive
cover by DJ Meme of "Love Is You" by Carol Williams, later sampled
by Spiller on "Groovejet" and the arrangement sort of pays homage
to both.

Some have called it the best soulful house track of 2011, which
it's definitely one of.

The Continuing Comedown

Still feeling pretty rotten, my head isn't hurting but my mouth feels
like it consumed a lot of rotten stuff. Which it has.

I'm guessing I won't be getting out much today, save for a visit
to Sainsbury's to get the stuff for my spag bol as for some reason or
other they have the best mince that I know of for making them.

Really filling and delicious.

Mum and Dad have already legged it to Yorkshire which I'm
guessing gives me the right to trash the house, but in the physical
state I'm in, I really don't feel the energy to do so.

Spare a thought however for those restoring Norman Road to
its previous state before yesterday's street party.

I don't think I'll be eating or drinking anything for quite a while.

Friday, April 29, 2011

The Right Royal Norman Road Knees-Up

The Norman Road royal wedding street party got going pretty soon after
the ceremony itself where I did a fair amount of drinking it must be said,
both strong and soft.

There weren't too many people I knew well, although it wasn't really
an issue as they were all welcoming and enjoyed the proceedings.

We had an unexpected appearance from Jack and his mates Olly and
Joe who were meant to be rock climbing in France but had to travel
back to Canters after a lorry rammed into the side of their vehicle.

Whilst Jack had to travel to Maidstone to get a temporary replacement
vehicle, I ended up giving his mates a tour round Canterbury of sorts
whilst on the hunt for tobacco.

Later we were joined by a few others who I haven't seen for at least
five years and we were pretty relaxed whilst the "commoners" got
involved in a few old music hall renditions such as "Roll Out The Barrel"
and "Show Me The Way To Go Home".

By 8pm the younger residents of Norman Road were belting out
Lady GaGa songs one after the other and as I type now it's
winding down to a point with the majority of the attendees
in the back garden of one of the houses showing a film screening
which Dad has part organised.

Basically it's a film by Mike Leigh where apparently Norman Road
was featured, although I'm rather knackered to want to join in with
them.

Some photos may add a bit more light;




The view from my room.




Mum plays barmaid.




What happens when drinking a Purple WKD.




Dad stood in between Hugh and Gordon.




The "looks bigger than it really was" shot.




The Union Flag ground artwork.




Joe shows off his diablo abilities.




The starting line for the adults egg and spoon race.



Conga chaos.



Bea and Will stood alongside Michael Collings
from Britain's Got Talent.




The commoners do the Hokey Cokey.



The Cuban Film Club gets underway.

I'll have until Sunday to recover but Mum and Dad have got
their work cut out as tomorrow they're travelling to Yorkshire
to celebrate my Grandmother's birthday.

Which means that I will more than likely be spending the evening
in the front room enjoying a spag bol in front of Britain's Got Talent.

Preceded by Doctor Who of course whilst doing my best to avoid
singing contests with Stacey Solomon, and robotic hares.

Even when tipsy I would barely appreciate such screen shockers.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Awaiting The Royal Flush

Well it's getting closer, and the honest truth is that I have still
not bought any booze.

An early visit to the nearest off licence will take place tomorrow
morning, quite possibly during the wedding itself.

That said, around 10am tomorrow practically the whole of
Norman Road will be moving their cars out of the way for
the anticipated street party which is where I plan to consume
the colourful liquids and I may get a few photos of the proceedings
if it goes well.

Nah, it will do, and with the possibility of attracting a few more
residents from Canterbury it will be a much needed day of escapism
and a good laugh overall.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

"What Fucker Said That?"

In dire need of a laugh in these ever tricky times, I have booked tickets for
a screening of Withnail And I at the Haymarket theatre this coming Tuesday.

Yes, it's a film I've watched (and blogged about) many times but
the idea of watching it as part of an audience is very appealing
and moreso because it will be introduced by Sam Bain, one of the
co-writers of Peep Show.

I'm hoping the screening will be along the lines of The Room
or any audience participation film, although I very much doubt
anyone will be allowed to partake in the infamous drinking game.

Which reminds me, I need to get some booze for Friday
although whether I'll be awake for the wedding itself is another thing.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Escaping To The Aural Comfort Zone

Despite a lack of sunny spells in Canterbury, I'm still feeling hot and
bothered to a great extent.

I'm convinced that in the long term things will improve but thinking
too much about negative things has got me in a rage or so to
say that I just have to take my anger on anyone who I walk past.

Well anyone at home at least, I wouldn't want to get arrested for
doing so in public.

Tomorrow shouldn't be too bad mind as I'm at the Academy to
talk nonsense for three hours and things should be back to normal
as it's term time.

Actually it won't make any difference whatsoever as the Academy's
normally empty on Wednesday afternoons anyway, even if it is
term time.

Elsewhere, the playlist for Sunday's show on CSR is sorted earlier
than it normally is, although that's because there's so much good
new stuff out at the moment including an amazing compilation
from SoulandJazz.com called "The Hurst Selection" compiled by
Brian Hurst.

Just about every tune on there is a winner, and I'm really excited
about the new stuff from Khari Simmons, from a new album due
for release this summer.

Even more exciting is that apparently, Bluey is involved with
a few remixes.

Oh, and spare a thought for Poly Styrene who passed away yesterday.

As many have said already, "Oh Cancer, Up Yours".

Monday, April 25, 2011

Rising Again

After watching United I can definitely say it managed to deliver, and
tell a really interesting story about an area of football history I
hadn't been aware of before.

The plot itself was set out well, accompanied by good acting from
Jack O'Connell as Bobby Charlton and David Tennant as coach
Jimmy Murphy, and told the story of how Manchester United managed
to recover from the air disaster and earn a place in the 1958 FA Cup final.

Regardless of whether or not you are a Manchester United fan or not,
or even a fan of football overall, it's definitely worth the watch.

That said, I felt a bit spiteful near the end when it mentioned
Manchester United winning the European Cup in 2008, although
that's mainly because it reminds me of a dreadful night in the
New Moon in Kenton, where Chelsea took more than just a bit
of a beating.

Overall, definitely one of the best television dramas of 2011 so far.

A Lack Of Red Fizzy Drinks

We've arrived home from our Easter weekend and it's still pretty
warm outside.

I am absolutely dying for a drink although I've noticed that
we've forgotten to take back the red WKD's I still had to drink
from Stowmarket.

Then again, I probably don't deserve such liquids after the
way I acted on the way home, but that issue's probably
best forgotten.

It's made me think a bit more about travelling for Christmas
at least but it's a long time before I'll cross that bridge.

Let's just say I'd best start saving.

I may spend tonight watching a programme that seemed
to get a great response on Twitter last night, that being
the drama United which looks as if it will kill time at least.

After watching the programme I'm guessing I'll have a more
defined description of it.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Not A Pleasant Easter For The Emirates

The bi-annual Easter family reunion happened earlier today where
in a rare instance, I was too full up to go for a second helping of
the roast meal we had.

I stayed rather sober on the drinking side of things as well, although
that's probably a good thing as I'm not feeling as embarrassed
as I was yesterday after getting back from The Oak.

I took good advantage of my week off from Canterbury's airwaves
by listening to 606 on 5 Live which was full of miserable Gooners
following their defeat to Bolton this afternoon in the only Premiership
game taking place this Easter Sunday.

That was followed by popping downstairs where everyone else
was watching The Cube, complemented as always by the usual
sarky comments about how bad the contestants were.

Actually that's a bit unfair as the first contestant was pretty good,
that being the "super mum" for those who were watching.

We're making an early departure back tomorrow morning although
I've got no idea of how I'm going to spend the rest of the week up
to Friday.

Well, there's Folkestone on Wednesday, but that normally speeds
by each week and the time spent outside any radio exploits
normally drags by.

I guess more searching will take up the rest of the time.

Worse Than A Bad Hare Day

Prior to last night's opener for Doctor Who was a new gameshow that
added to the growing pile of stupid for the sake of stupid, and
"should have been on CBBC" if the comments I've read online are
anything to go by.

The programme being Don't Scare The Hare, but rather than write
a set of moaning paragraphs about it myself, it's best left for
Mietek Padowicz to do so on his blog with his own despising
dissection
.

The title of the blog is a bit misleading however, "It May Kill You"?.

Well, on viewing it, it made me feel physically sick at least
and I wouldn't switch the television back on until bang on 6 o'clock.

That said the idiot box is rather empty today, which come to think
is itself more bearable than Don't Scare The Hare.

Luckily whilst still in Stowmarket, we're having a mini reunion of
sorts as Mum's sister and her family are travelling from Norwich
and Granny's popping over as well.

Will probably go easy on the drinks however, as I'm still rather
embarrassed about the many times I got it socially wrong last night.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Unsober In Suffolk

Travelling to Stowmarket for the Easter weekend was probably the right
idea as we managed to avoid the rain storms that appeared to be occurring
in London judging by the comments on Twitter.

Whether they made it as far as Canterbury I've no idea.

As expected the night was spent in a couple of pubs in the town,
starting off in the Oak where Laura met a few of her friends.

None of them were as embarrassing as Kate or Olly suggested
but that's probably because I've barely got anything interesting to say
to reach that sort of situation.

That said it was a rather enjoyable night out.

On returning I had a gander at the extended episode of last night's
Have I Got News For You with the stupid suggestion against AV
from panellist Louise Bagshawe and a brilliant Odd One Out round
involving the fuss over super injunctions.

It lead to a bit of discussion over who placed them but I'd best avoid
mentioning it on here.

I won't be consuming any chocolate tomorrow, but thankfully Olly
will finally be ending his Lent commitment of only eating things beginning
with L.E.N and T, meaning that we'll be able to eat more than just
lamb as a main course for a roast meal.

Having thought about it mind, I'll probably prefer to drink less than
I have today as it doesn't make things more enjoyable, it makes you
feel really guilty for no good reason.

Probably best save the WKD reds for Friday.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Sober In Stow

Once again, thermometers have been near cracking point and I have
barely lifted a finger.

If I had been a bit careful with my money beforehand I may have
headed over to the nearby beach although judging from the tweets
I have read from those who made similar travel decisions today.

If it still remains like this tomorrow, then I can guarantee that when
arriving in Stomarket tomorrow, I will be sweating like Margaret Thatcher.

I'll hopefully be able to blog whilst I'm there as I'm bringing my laptop
with me, although I'm not too sure exactly what were doing on arrival
should Laura or Richard want to take us on an outing to Stowmarket
like last time.

I'm absolutely skint to be honest so if we do go drinking, I may have
to stick to the soft stuff.

Having thought about it however, this is the first week in quite a
long while I haven't journeyed to London and unless I get an
invite to a Royal Wedding drinking game next week, I probably
won't be back until May.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Thirsty Thursday

The weather is still absolutely stunning, but have I made to effort
to enjoy it outside, have I buggery.

I don't even own a pair of shorts which from many a perspective is a
criminal act when temperatures are at such a height.

To be fair I need to buy a new pair of trousers first before
focusing on my summer wear but me not being the most concious
when it comes to clothing, I'm not exactly in a hurry.

Tomorrow will probably be more of the same, only that I'm sorting
out my own cooking as Mum and Dad are having a cuban night later
on with a few guests.

I would indulge in some boozy stuff, but that's probably best left until
the visit to Stowmarket on Saturday which will be the ideal excuse.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Another Wednesday On The Academy Airwaves

Still coming to terms with the death of Liz Sladen, although it's good
that there will be a tribute of sorts broadcast at the end of Saturday's
opener of the new series of Doctor Who.

Hopefully we'll have arrived in Stowmarket in time to see it as that's
where we're staying for the Easter weekend, and Laura will be travelling
up with us.

Hopefully they'll be the opportunity for a few drinks during the visit.

Folkestone went pretty well today, although it went rather quickly
despite being a three hour long show.
It's all going to be a bit complicated over the next week or so as
Sam's away for the best part of two weeks and so quite a few people
will be covering different slots on the station in her absence.

I'm hoping I get to do more at the Academy as certainly during the
summer it's going to be even more chaotic with different people on
holidays at various times, and in all honesty I need to occupy myself
in one way or other.

Unless of course I manage to achieve the impossible and find a proper job.

Not sure what the plan for tomorrow is, with the one exception of
watching 10 O'Clock Live as always, for the penultimate edition.

It's come in for a bit of stick, but at least it's a regular television
appointment that I can plan my week around, unless of course I'm
in London on a Thursday.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

RIP Sarah Jane

A very warm and pleasant evening has been put on a downer following
the news that Elizabeth Sladen, best known for playing the Doctor Who
companion Sarah-Jane Smith has died aged 63.

Although yet to be reported on news websites, it was confirmed
on Twitter by fellow actor Nicola Bryant and I can imagine quite
a lot of people, especially younger fans will be gutted.

The spin off series The Sarah Jane Adventures brought the character
into her own, following a return in the "School Reunion" episode of
Doctor Who although if I'm being honest, I've still yet to catch up on
all the episodes from series 2 onwards.

That said, it was a superb series and the news overall will take quite
a bit of time to sink in.

A superb character and actress.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Mic Bandit

Day to day life is nothing short of weird.

One day I'm moaning on my blog about wanting to get away from
CSR, and the next I'm more than keen to get in the studios.

However with the majority of the committee away at the SRA Conference
in Hertfordshire for the next few days there's no better opportunity then
to make good use of the studio, and that's exactly what I did.

It was basically to get a bit of further narration recorded for something
I'm working on outside my regular radio exploits, although I was the
only one present as technical manager Chris was in the lobby.

Rather short on money to attend the conference I had a short chat
with him and found out that he attended Westminster in 2006-2007
on a computer course before shortly dropping out.

It turned out he lived on floor below Stoobie of all people,
back in the days when he had long hair, developing quite a rivalry
with Tudor.

I may go back there again pretty early tomorrow as with me being a
bloody perfectionist, I want to re-record certain lines that I thought
were either too rushed or distorted.

Anything to kill time really.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Wine And Whining

Straight after tonight's radio show, I went to the Gulbenkian cinema to
see Submarine along with Mum, Dad and Olly and if I'm being honest
I didn't think it was that brilliant.

If you're expecting a laugh out loud comedy, then this isn't really
recommended, and as Olly pointed out after the film had ended
my expectations were met in the opening scene in the classroom
where one of the characters is asked about a "moment of discovery"
or something similar.

The journey back home had me moaning about my concerns about
CSR and eventually coming to the conclusion that if it's causing me
anxiety that much, I should hand in the towel.

I'm not going to do so immediately and I know a lot can happen
over 8 months, but I'm going to stick it out until Christmas.

I'm actually very tempted to de-friend those who I know from
the station on Facebook as I'm bored of their drink related statuses.

Because let's fucking face it, they don't join for the love of radio,
they want to get pissed.

Well, I enjoy more than my fair share of booze myself, but not to
the point of getting lathered at home beforehand.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Talent Of Varying Degrees

Top of tonight's viewing agenda was the first of the 2011 series of
Britain's Got Talent and it certainly felt refreshed and entertaining
throughout.

The new judging panel didn't exactly have me longing for
Simon Cowell to come back, and David Hasselhoff wasn't as irritating
as I thought he would be.

The majority of the acts who got through had some sort of
distinguishing mark with personal favourites including the bizarre
handbell act, and Michael the slightly overweight fella who gave
an amazing performance of Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car".

The highlight however was a bloke whose face was painted gold
and gave a rather unmemorable performance of said Spandau Ballet
song, who buggered off after Michael McIntyre was the first to buzz,
before giving the other judges a chance to comment.

Of course it's funnier when you actually see it.

Overall BGT was certainly more watchable than the programme on before
Sing If You Can which, I don't know how to put this, made Take Me Out
look bearable.

Basically it involved Z-list celebrities and twats (yes I'm referring to you
Andrew Stone) being challenged to sing whilst taking part in physical
stunts.

Not to mention the "inspired" presenting duo of Keith Lemon and
Stacey Solomon who when it came to explaining the games or even
closing the programme, were barely comprehensible.

I don't think Doctor Who will have anything to worry about next week.

Not much planned for tomorrow apart from the final Blam Jam show
before Easter, and straight after that a visit to the Gulbenkian to
see Submarine which Mum, Dad and Olly will also be attending.

Should be a night well spent.

Exhaustion At The Indigo2

Yesterday's outing made me finally realise that maybe I venture
into London too many times.

Especially as I ended up leaving the Indigo2 gig earlier than planned
so I didn't miss the Docklands Light Railway back to the hostel
I was staying at in Deptford.

The earlier part of the day went pretty well however where I
participated in what has to be the fastest Circle Line pub crawl
I've been on so far.

Even if I didn't actually go full circle.

Lee was overseeing proceedings alongside Jade, Lynne, and Jen and Helen
who I hadn't met before but seemed really pleasant.

Luke Shasha was with us at Baker Street before heading back
to the library to work on his diss, and we bumped into Matty and Manish
at Aldgate.

I got a few photos of our antics.



Jade's cranberry drink to match her hair colour.




Helen, Jen and Lynne at the boozer we went to
near Euston station.




The birthday boy with the stolen shower gel
from Barbican.



Jade and Lynne being "escalated".

Tower Gateway was where I parted company so I could board the
Docklands Light Railway in order to check in to the hostel I was staying at.

It meant I could go back as late as I wanted, but despite a lack
of boozy drinks, I didn't realise how knackered I would be by 11pm
meaning I legged it early from the Brit Funk gig.

The acts I saw however were on fantastic form and I got
a few photos of them as well.



The ever enthusiastic Junior Giscombe.




Hi-Tension's David Joseph.



Central Line.



Imagination's Leee John.

I left at around 11pm when Second Image were taking to the stage.

Nothing against them, although I only really know them for re-recording
one of their songs as a jingle for Robbie Vincent when he was at
Radio 1.

As for where I stayed overnight, the less said, the better.

It will probably be a while before my next visit, but if anyone
from University is planning some sort of knees up on the Royal Wedding
weekend, then it's likely I may get involved.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Circle Bound

So many people were tweeting about it last night, and as the birthday boy
Lee's a big fan, I thought it would do me good to watch last night's Eastenders
where Tanya and Greg were about to tie the knot.

I didn't see the ending coming, involving the daughter of Tanya
and former husband Max and without giving too much away it's
made me want to see tonight's episode to a point where I wouldn't
normally be that keen.

However it's not big enough for me wanting to call off my visit
to the Indigo2 this evening and there's always iPlayer of course.

I plan to set off around 9:30 and hopefully arrive in London
by 11 which is when everyone else should be in Central, starting
off at Baker Street where I assume our point of call will be the Spoons.

It always is.

I'll hopefully get a few photos and more importantly of all lighten up what
has been a rather uneventful week.

The time spent in Canterbury that is.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Awaiting Boozy Escapades

Not a lot has taken place, but because I've been more productive with
things today has gone a lot quicker than the other days I have spent
the whole day without lifting a finger.

Actually that's not quite true as I did go to the Patisserie Valerie
in Canters to buy one of their expensive but delicious loaves.

Tomorrow I'm in London as third year journalism student Lee Collins
is celebrating his birthday with a circle line pub crawl and I plan to
spend part of en route to the Indigo2 for the much anticipated
Brit Funk gig.

A few of those who were at the Cog's performance in Hampton Court
last August will be present, so it will be good to catch up although rather
annoyingly, the latest I can check in at the hotel I'm staying at is 23:30
which is a bit of a pain.

I know it won't be the only time I'm seeing Incognito perform this
year so even if I miss them it won't be too much of a bugbear.

More importantly it will be good to have another drinking do with the
soon to be graduated third year BAMS, and drown the sorrows of having
an SU president for Westminster that is linked to an extreme Islamist
organisation.

And I'm fucking not joking.

Have a look at this.

Just as well I graduated when I did.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wireless And One Liners

Today was a massive improvement on the past two days, a lot of it
spent in Folkestone.

The radio show itself went well with a fairly good response on the
Facebook page, and the good news (if that's the right term) is that
from next week it will be an hour longer starting off at 2pm instead
of 3, in line with all the other shows in that timeslot during the week.

I was in a near state of panic on arrival mind, as on attempting to
print out the tickets for the Milton Jones gig tonight, I realised that
I had actually recieved them through the post, and had left them at home.

Luckily Mum was kind enough to pick them up from my bedroom and
drive to the Academy for me to collect them and it was a night well spent.

The performance started off with Milton dressed up as his "grandad"
who would start re-telling all his jokes from the beginning if any
latecomers walked in.

After a rather surreal performance by support act James Acaster
the man himself returned following an interval, wearing a loud blue shirt
and was on fire with the one liners.

One that made me laugh in particular went like this;

"A gang of yobs were throwing shampoo at me, then I found out
it was real poo..."

As Jimmy Carr would say "we've found your level!".

Overall this was probably the first stand up gig I have been to
where none of the gags involved any swearing, and yet I still ended
up in hysterics.

Definitely a performer worth seeing live.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Aural Escapism

Another day full of frustration was in order for me, the main cause of
irritation being an annoying Trojan which for some reason wanted to
eat up the C:\ drive on my laptop for some reason or other.

I attempted to escape by indulging in an audiobook of Jacqueline Wilson's
The Mum Minder as read by one Sophie Aldred, which managed to showcase
her ability of doing different voices.

The former Doctor Who companion when voicing the main character
Sadie managed to bear a stunt/voice double to Sami of all people
which fits in nicely as I'm seeing her tomorrow in Folkestone for
my second Academy show where this time I plan to leave earlier.

Not just because of unpredictable trains, but because I'm bloody bored
in Canterbury.

Having said that, I'm staying in Folkestone slightly longer this week
as I am seeing Milton Jones at the Leas Cliff Hall tomorrow night
so I hope Dave and Sami don't mind me sticking around slightly longer.

It could be an opportunity to have a proper opportunity to have a
proper talk about things, although I should have sorted that out in
advance.

Although the Academy itself is a lot quieter on Wednesdays so
I'm sure something will come about.

I just want to get out of Canterbury and actually do something
productive.

Referring back to Doctor Who I accidentally heard an interview on
Radio 4's Front Row last night with Rona Munro who penned "Survival"
the final epsiode of the original series in 1989 which was actually
rather superb.

I've blogged about it many times before, and a lot of fans say
it set the standard for the 2005 series with the suburban locations.

Something I'd like to see more of in the current series although it's
not to say it's rubbish altogether.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Longing For More "Pusface"

As a result of my anxieties, I ended up taking a lie down this afternoon
which probably means it will be a struggle getting some shut eye later on.

However to alleviate that issue, I plan to spend tonight (and possibly tomorrow)
watching a marathon of Inbetweeners episodes as I have been meaning
to have a gander at series 1 and 2 for far too long now.

And as is normally the case, I'm more likely to feel tired when watching
consecutive episodes of a programme I like, as opposed to one that
I know will be dull.

Olly's back in Canterbury for the next two weeks, and still sticking
to his ridiculous Lent routine of only eating meals where the main
course begins with either L, E, N or T.

I've no idea how I am going to manage, but I'm away on Wednesday
and Friday so I may be able to stretch out.

And it's finally started raining in Canterbury, albeit a tropical storm
seeing as the temperatures are still pretty high.

Getting heavier as I type actually.

More Job Centre Irritations

I am near to my wits end with the Job Centre.

Actually I'm not near at all, I'm right
fucking there at the exact
point of my wits end.

I got a light bollocking this morning for being too vague with my searches
in my job log, with the idea that searching three times a week
on direct.gov counts as one activity.

And although I haven't done so myself, I was told that simply
writing "No Vacancies" is not a good enough description of results.

Well, if anyone from Job Centre is reading this, wake up,
and smell the horseshit.

The more understanding people who I have spoken to at the NAS
know only too well the the current climate for jobs is low and
if I can't find any vacancies at one time, then I can't find any vacancies.

That's not to say that I don't find at least one vacancy a week but
it's getting the foot in the door that's the problem.

I apologise to anyone reading who thinks I may have gone off
the boil, but when I'm this frustrated over stupid and dare I say
petty issues from those who think they're in authority, then the best
way to deal with it is to write it all down.

I need positive encouragement and motivation to find jobs,
not condescending mingey whingey nonsense.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Another Frustrating Late Sunday Night

As planned I made a slightly early visit to the CSR studios and got what
I wanted to get done before the show completed.

I'll say no more.

Still feeling rather uncertain about my involvement with the station
as a whole.

I know it's been up and down over the last year or so, but the time may
come where I will probably e-mail the student media co-ordinator and
hoping to arrange a one-to-one meeting with her.

It doesn't make sense for me to be in Canterbury, and not be involved
with the city's community radio station as much as I'd like to.

Although come to think of it, the station may not even be around
for much longer.

Although the weather for next week isn't looking too good, gig wise
it's the opposite as on Friday I'm heading to the Indigo2 for the 30th
Anniversary of Brit Funk performance with performances by Beggar And Co,
Junior Giscombe and of course Incognito.

Elsewhere, Olly's back home for the Easter holidays tomorrow although
we're not seeing Kate until the weekend itself as we're going to
my Mum's sister in Stowmarket and Kate's travelling by train from London.

Hopefully the day will come when I only have to buy a single
ticket to the big city.

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Scab Brothers

With television not being much cop for tonight, I spent the evening
indulging in two films from my not so big DVD shelf, them being
Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and Son Of Rambo.

The latter being the highlight of my third year at university when I
saw it first time round, although it's a shame that one of the lead
actors Will Poulter had to ruin what was a commendable role by starring
in E4's otherwise dreadful School Of Comedy.

Just get a load of kids to dress up and swear, and you've got
a sketch show.

Moaning aside, the good news for tomorrow is that the show that's
on before me on CSR will be absent this week, which not only
means that I'll get off to a smoother start, but there's also something
else audio related that I need to get done, which with more time available
means I won't have to use the studios for longer after I've done the show itself.

I won't say exactly what it is I'm doing, but I'll give more details nearer
the end of the month, and it's something I've been wanting to do for
a very long time.

As for the rest of the weekend, Mum and Dad aren't back until
tomorrow evening and there's quite a bit of catching up to do viewing
wise with last night's HIGNFY and the final episode of Friday Night Dinner
which looks very promising.

Pearls Of Radio Wisdom

A very well written blog post from Bob Dinan (AKA Geoff Barton) written
last December, getting a few things straight about the current state of radio.

One that many managers in both mainstream and community radio
should take note of.

"Why Should I Listen To Your Radio Station?"


"When Life Seems Jolly Rotten, There's Something You've Forgotten"

I arrived in London at around 5pm and to save a bit of money, opted
to walk from Victoria to Leicester Square where I arrived at 6pm
at the pub we arranged to meet up at.

Only that Louis didn't arrive until an hour later due to being diverted
to Brixton, but luckily I stumbled across two of his mates on hearing
them discuss this piece of clothing owned by Mr Barfe.



Yes, an LWT branded tie.

Fittingly enough, George who was also attending had also brought
along some regional telly related clothing.



Cufflinks with the YTV chevron as worn by Richard Whiteley himself.

We made our way to the Leicester Square lounge at around 7:30pm
where there was quite a select audience for the performance
but very welcoming and seemingly enthusiastic for what was on offer.

Both Paul Putner and Glen Richardson were on fine form with
musical related sketches including a tribute to Ronnie Hazelhurst
where Paul had an inability of "laughing" the theme to
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
, and "coughing" the theme to Blankety Blank.

My personal favourite involved Putner as a karaoke singer in a pub
giving a good go on "Light My Fire" although the punchline was
the long instrumental break which involved the singer just fidgeting
on stage.

It turned out that Paul had the words to the second verse written
down, which I got a sneaky photo of after the show.



Best of all was the finale where Putner attempted to recreate
the closing sequence of Top Cat in a plastic bin, then toppling over
and singing "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" which had me
in hysterics.

A reference of course to the video on Youtube that's been circulating
involving Bobby Davro's unfortunate incident in the stocks, recently
referred to by Jon Richardson on BBC Radio 4's So Wrong It's Right.

The show went pretty quickly lasting just over an hour, but as
there was a performance due to start in the lounge at 10pm, we had
to leave pretty swift afterwards.

As Louis knew Paul in person he said he'd meet us later on
in the pub we were returning to, although he must have arrived
after I left.

I shook his hand however so it wasn't too much of a loss.

Actually just before leaving the theatre I thought it would be worth
taking a photo of a poster hanging up for some reason, on the basis
that it features "The Legend".



On stopping back over at the Tom Cribb I had a further
chat with Louis and his mates over various broadcasting related
topics ranging from the Elstree studios, David Hamilton, and the
theme tune to Wogan.


It proved that I didn't need to indulge in the alcoholic stuff to
ramble about
such nonsense.

I left at 21:45pm to get the tube from Leicester Square to Victoria
and arrived quicker than I thought.

But as I found out earlier on this week, it's always better to be early.

I really hope I get to meet the guys I met tonight again and chat
further nostalgic nonsense, as not only have they got a great sense
of humour, but are also really nice people.

Friday, April 08, 2011

In Front Of A Performing Citrus Fruit

Once again it's looking superb in Canterbury, and looks set to stay
that way for the rest of the weekend.

Mum and Dad are away until late Sunday so once again I'm essentially
left to look after my own cooking concoctions although I'd love to be
a bit more experimental with what I do.

I doubt I'll succeed, mind.

Tonight however I am travelling to London once again to see a performance
at the Leicester Square theatre by Paul Putner and Glen Richardson.

Paul Putner being a familiar name as he used to play The Curious Orange
on This Morning With Richard Not Judy and has appeared in many
other comedy shows including Spaced and Little Britain.

In fact it's very easy to get him confused with Omlette from Lee Nelson.

The performance was recommended to me on Twitter by fellow television
obsessive Louis Barfe, and I'm looking forward to meeting him and a
few of his mates for a few drinks before the show.

As for the show itself, it looks like an affectionate send up of television
and library music done via some bizarre characters such as reggae vicars
although I'll probably be able to give a more precise review after I've
seen the performance itself.

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Suffering For Being Static

The weather once again has been stunning, by my out-of-the-house activities
have been disappointingly lacking.

And I reckon I paid the price, by getting a rather rotten headache
which is taking time to disappear.

Thankfully a cure (if that's the right word) came in the form of
a vintage Top Of The Pops shown tonight on BBC Four,
hosted by Noel Edmonds and broadcast this time 35 years ago.

And let's say that the acts weren't exactly something to shout about
with performances by Paul Nicholas, The Bay City Rollers, and Brotherhood
of Man at number one amongst several others.

It's going to continue running every Thursday evening on BBC Four
which if it keeps up, could potentially last all the way up to 2041.

My viewing doesn't stop there, as 10 O'Clock Live's back later on
which this week features John Prescott talking about the fuss over
phone hacking which could be interesting.

In the long run however, something drastically has to change to avoid
me getting further headaches.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Insane On The Trains

I really hope I didn't start as I mean to go on for my first show at
Academy FM, as I arrived late due to the display at Canterbury East
refusing to state that the 13:29 hadn't turned up.

I should have got an earlier train, but I was worried that if arriving
early I would be in the way of things at the station.

I turned out that Dave, Sami etc thought the opposite, especially
as on a Wednesday afternoon there's not many pupils present
at the academy.

To make things worse, on arrival at Dover all of the display monitors
were buggered which extended to what I imagine, all station on the
South Eastern Rail network making it more difficult to know which
train to get on, and when it would be leaving.

That aside, the radio show itself went well and next week I will definitely
allow more time in order to assure my normal two hour timeslot.

As for tonight, Mum and Dad are both busy with things away from home,
so I plan to enjoy a lamb stew with rice in front of the Chelsea Vs Manchester
United match, where I'm hoping that Chelsea give the Red Bastards
what Real Madrid gave Spurs last night.

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Awaiting My First Show At The Academy

Once again, I've not been up to anything too productive, save from
further listening to the radio station I will be doing my first show
for tomorrow afternoon.

And the guys at Academy FM Folkestone have been coming up
with the goods, especially the rock show as co-hosted by Dave Sharp
which is going out on air as I type, and has played some really good
stuff ranging from Guns 'N' Roses, Kiss, Blink, and even a bit of
the Little Angels from the late 80s.

Now they were a good band.

In fact, all the tunes played in the rock show could let Dave off the hook
for playing "Clouds Across The Moon" by The Rah Band in his regular
mid-afternoon show earlier today.

I plan to spend the rest of tonight watching Jools Holland where
Raphael Saadiq will be performing, and having a listen to Iain Lee
on Absolute Radio which tonight includes a "Tiswas Vs Swap Shop" battle.

Both shows before my time obviously, but it will be worth the listen
for obvious reasons.

Monday, April 04, 2011

Making My Own Family Seem Bearable. By A Very Long Way.

I'm absolutley full up after indulging in a slightly salty penne bol
which has got me thinking, maybe I'll use just the one stock cube
next time round.

I plan to spend tonight watching last night's Louis Theroux
documentary on iPlayer, revisiting the infamous Phelps family
who were featured on an earlier documentary which if it was
anything to go by, proved that they really were unbelievable
and despicable individuals.

I'm guessing that the follow up will illustrate further that to put it
bluntly, people who put religion at the forefront of their lives
before other priorities are cunts.

Although I'm guessing that after watching the programme
I'll change my description to "twisted, cock-juggling thundercunts".

"Heeere's Bobby!"

We all get the feeling of "I wish I had done that/said that" now and again
and my encounter with Ed Welch on Friday is the latest to spring to mind.

On meeting him I generally exclaimed how much I loved his compositions
for Catchphrase, and Shillingbury Tales, but what I should have done
was given him a bollocking for putting me off watching Bob Monkhouse's
"£6400 Question" at an early age.

As well as composing the theme tune, Welch also penned the musical
cues used during the programme, including one that denoted a contestant's
incorrect answer as shown in this recently uploaded footage.

To say it gave me distress is putting it lightly, as it discouraged
me from watching any gameshow either hosted by Bob Monkhouse
or made by Central for at least 3 or 4 years.

Apart from Family Fortunes mind, which by then Bob Monkhouse
wasn't even hosting.

Melodically (if that's the right word to describe it) it sounds as if Ed
banged his hand on a load of synth keys and pulled down the pitch wheel.

Seriously though I don't think I really would have wanted to
lambast Welch, as there's too many musical gems he's written
that outweigh the rather sharp example from above.

At least the producers of Millionaire opted for a more melodic
flourish in multiple keys to signify a contestants incorrect answer.

Luckily, the same user on Youtube uploaded the Christmas 1984
special of what has to be not just Bob Monkhouse's finest quiz show
but the best quiz show bar none.

That being Bob's Full House which I've mentioned many times on
the blog, but it's great to finally have a full episode on Youtube
and when watching it, you can see how it influenced many
gameshows in the years that followed.

None of them however managed to match the slick charm,
and quick-witted approach of Bob and if I'm being honest it should
have been Monkhouse still dragging on in British entertainment
instead of Brucie.

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Taking In All The Travelling (And Longing For More)

The journey home from Devon wasn't as bad as I feared it would be
and without any major delays on the trains, I arrived back in Canterbury
in time to make my way to the CSR studios to present this week's Blam Jam.

I'm really liking the LP I'm profiling over April, that being Raphael Saadiq
and "Stone Rollin'" which is a blues tribute of sorts with some incredibly
catchy offerings.

To be honest I don't think there's any other record like it being
made at the moment, and I hope it gets picked up on further.

So overall it's a nice end to an exhaustive, adventurous, but
overall enjoyable week, the highlight obviously being Friday's outing.

Twenty years ago when I moved into Canterbury and was confused
by the change of ITV region to TVS, I had no idea that two decades later
I would meet the man who composed their ident jingle, their local news
theme, and the sig tune to arguably their most successful networked show.

Once again, thanks to Celia and Alan for letting me stop over at there's
for the weekend, and Kathy for also being a joy to have around on my stay.

I imagine she's back in London herself by now.

As for the rest of tonight, quite a lot of catching up to do with
10 O'Clock Live, Friday Night Dinner, and Stand Up For The Week
to see what bits made it on screen.

Ideally I'd rather be watching tonight's Wrestlemania event,
but I guess you can't have it all.

Glad I Didn't Grow Up In The 1970s

Just before turning it in last night, myself and Alan sat in front
of Friday's BBC Four documentary about Top Of The Pops in 1976
which proved amusing as expected.

Essentially it looked at how the show itself despite being primarily
aimed at a younger audience was trying to aim for the whole family
and ended up looking like a poor man's variety show.

It was an era where punk was beginning to rear it's head
and many teenagers of that era were abandoning TOTP due
to it's over-reliance on safer acts such as ABBA, and Denis Roussos
not to mention the overbearing presenters such as DLT and Noel Edmonds
attempting to make themselves bigger than the show itself.

In the case of Dave Lee Travis, even releasing their own records
as the documentary did include footage of the ever dreadful
"Convoy G.B.".

It was also interesting when the documentary elaborated on the fact
that singles and albums were seemingly divided into two seperate
musical genres.

The latter referring to progressive and AOR acts such as Led Zeppelin,
Focus, and Steely Dan.

Whilst watching the programme itself Alan was making many
a cynical comment, particularly when Tony Blackburn described
The Old Grey Whistle Test as "mindless", of which I hope Tone would
get a phone call from Mr Kettle.

To be fair I can imagine it being really frustrating as a teenager
growing up in the 70s having to sit through such drivel,
and how TOTP were reluctant to promote the punk movement that
came along in the latter part of the decade.

Although actually, it could have been a case of the other way round
as the Clash famously refused to appear on TOTP during their prime.

Probably the biggest area that was looked at in the documentary
was how the tastes of the record buying public were dictated to
by Top Of The Pops and Radio 1.

Despite the disappearance of Top Of The Pops as a regular show
that's probably still the case, as despite singles sales being lower
the general record buying public still spend their money on mediocrity
it seems, although the fact is that not many people actually buy music...

The good news (if you can call it that) is that from next week
onwards BBC Four will be showing vintage episodes of TOTP from
1976 onwards in a Thursday night slot, and hopefully if the response
on Twitter was anything to go by, it should last more than just a few years.

And when referring to the response on Twitter, three quarters of the
trending topics in the UK referred to either the show itself, or the bands
who were performing.

Saturday, April 02, 2011

Rural And Coastal Escapism

My second, well first full day in Devon was spent by a visit to Thurlestone,
a village near Totnes overlooking a rather nice clifftop.

We stopped off for a pub lunch at a rather nice village pub
although the risotto that I ordered was a lot to be desired.

Far too tangy and rather bitter.

It didn't spoil what was a nice walk round, well the Thurlestone Golf
Course, but that's probably a loose description relating to the
photos I took;



The obligatory clifftop shot.



Burgh Island, where the Beatles once performed apparently.




Celia, Kathy and Alan.



An impressive cove nearby.



Aligning with Kathy.


It was a nice enough walk although unfortunately for Alan,
a passing seagull decided to decorate Alan's jacket in the only
way it could.

Back at base I got a few photos too.




From the balcony of Celia and Alan's house.




The impressive interior.

Later that evening we went to the New Walk Brasserie in Totnes
where I had a slightly more bearable Margharita pizza and quite
a few Smirnoff Ices.

We all got our drinks for free due to some sort of delay in serving
our meals but it certainly wasn't the longest time I have had to wait
in a restaurant.

One of the many things we spoke about was gigs we wouldn't
want to have admitted going to at an early age as Celia had
once seen the Style Council at Wembley Arena during their prime.

Kathy came out with an even embarrassing revelation when
admitting that the saw Mud who were supported by Gilbert O'Sullivan.

I plan to head back to Canterbury at 11am tomorrow.

It's an open return ticket, but if I leave earlier I'll end up getting
diverted to Bristol, and have to wait an extra half hour.

Definitely a day well spent in superb surroundings.

Friday, April 01, 2011

A Night With The Sig Tune Stalwart

It's been a very long, but a worthwhile and rewarding day and only
the beginning of a nice weekend away in Devon.

On leaving Canterbury I was rather frustrated mainly with radio
related things, not helped when receiving a text from Dad that
CSR's manager had resigned.

I spent the whole train journey thinking it was an April Fools joke
but it turns out that he needs time off to concentrate on his
studies and to plan his future beyond Christ Church University.

He has his quirks, but the outgoing manger did have a hand in
getting me on the air so good luck to him.

I arrived in Totnes at around 4pm this afternoon and Celia was present
at the station where we walked from to her and Alan's really lovely
house.

Quite a modern one at that as the bedrooms are downstairs, and the main
living area is upstairs.
I'll post a few photos later on.

I'll be perfectly honest and admit I was bricking it before heading off
to Dartmouth, but the journey was made more relaxing and amusing
by listening to The Now Show on Radio 4 which was actually the best
it's been for a while with regards to the many jokes about cuts
and economics.

Celia, Alan and their other guest Kathy went to an Indian restuarant
nearby whilst I was at the Flavel Arts Centre and it must be said that
Ed Welch put on an amazing show.

It was educational to an extent, giving an amusing take of how music
was used in silent comedy, and the difference between writing
an incidental score and a signature tune, and how the latter has to
punctuate and stand out.

And speaking of which we were treated to a video montage of some
of his well known themes in the first half which included the amazing
Shillingbury Tales, The National Lottery, and of course Blockbusters
although I was disappointed that I was the only one in the audience
doing the hand-jive along to it.

That's geekiness defined.

The second half involved a few sung numbers from local performer
Diane Carter which included a song about birds from Jim Henson's
Animal Show,
a Millicent Martin inspired number about nudity,
and towards the end, the vocal version of Ed's theme to Thomas And Friends.

Best of all I got to meet the man himself after the performance
and fair play to Celia, Alan and Kathy for sticking around with me
in the foyer to allow me to do so.



We weren't there for long luckily.

Ed was an absolute gent, and was impressed that I'd travelled
such a long way to see him.

You could be forgiven that he stole that shirt from Spike Milligan
but the comic was mentioned quite a bit that evening.

Overall I'm on quite a high as such, and they're so many stories
from tonight that would possibly warrant a second blog post.

I'll try and save it for when I'm back in Canterbury however
and continue to enjoy my weekend in Devon.

Exhausted Already?

I've sort of recovered from last night although I've put myself into
a minor panic, because on the second I realised that I still haven't
printed out my booking reference for what has been a rather anticipated
performance taking place tonight.

That being "As Herd On TV" (not a typo) a night hosted by and about
television theme tune legend Ed Welch taking place in Dartmouth,
the man whose melodies encouraged many teenagers to make rhythmic
hand movements, accompanied an animated yellow robot, and preceded
brightly coloured numerical balls falling out of a giant drum.

I'm expecting to look like the odd one out in an audience full of OAPs
although I understand that there may be a few television people in
attendance as in the interview with Judi Spiers a couple of weeks ago,
Ed mentioned that one of the directors of Westward Television will be
attending.

If I'm being honest I'm absolutely bricking it, and without wanting to sound
disrespectful to those I'm staying with, I may want to head home a day
earlier as I have been travelling a lot this week and the trains on Sunday
look more than just a bit complicated.

"Let Me Take You Down"

The brand new radio station for Folkestone got off to a great start at
12pm yesterday afternoon where the first song was a live performance
of "Empire State Of Mind" by sixth form vocal group 115.

On arriving at the drinks reception later that evening I was lucky enough
to see them give another performance of the same song, as well as
a fantastic performance of Adele's "Rolling In The Deep" where bizarrely
enough, I thought the vocals were a lot more clearer and helped me
understand more of what the song is about.

Pretty much in the same way as the Alanis Morrissette cover of
"Crazy" by Seal.

Both Dave and Sami were completely rushed off their feet, but as
a fellow station member pointed out, it wouldn't have been too good
if they weren't as stressed, as the station launch wouldn't have been
as big and excited as today was.

Around about 7:45pm, I headed over to a nearby pub with a couple
of nice Christ Church Students who are involved in the station, and
we were later joined by Dave, Sami, Dave's wife Helen, Stefan one of
the newsreaders, and Grace, a really nice woman who is presenting a
show on the station showcasing local bands.

Despite a pub quiz taking place, it didn't get in the way of us
having a few conversations, although what we spoke about I can't
really mention on the blog despite getting really fired up whilst doing so.

I did get a few photos, mind.



115 sing live.



Yes, those are Tic Tacs.



Getting too carried away.



Mugging with a mug.



Sami's "sick of the sight of him" pose.

Sami was first to head off as she's hosting a breakfast show
tomorrow morning, closely followed by Dave and Helen, so I decided
to get the train back to Canterbury with those who were travelling
an identical route to my own.

Only that we didn't check the train times properly so we left Folkestone
half an hour later than we thought we would.


Both Grace and Stefan got into deep discussion about the Beatles
"Sgt Pepper's" album which sort of inspired the title of the blog,
until I was told that "Strawberry Fields" was on "Magical Mystery Tour".

But then again it's from the trippy era of the Beatles so I can't
tell the difference.

Myself on the other hand got into deep discussion altogether
earning the "Rain Man" tag from those alongside me, in an
affectionate way of course.

Overall it was an amazing station launch, and as as station overall
it has great potential and guts to do what no other station in the
county will brave attempting.

I hope to see some of those I met last night again really soon,
preferably before the Christmas do.