Amateurishous

I've recently developed a habit of removing the "ous" from certain words.
This means that I often come out with such words as "gorge!" and "delish!" and when buying the wares at Morrisons this afternoon I was saying that a lot.
The plan for tonight was to make a delicious pasta and mince meal with chicken sauce powder although with the weather being absolutley gorge as well, everyone else plans to head over to the beach hut on Tankerton slopes where they'll probably be eating things that aren't so gorge.
Well, compared to anything with mince and pasta or anything else that's equally delish.

To be honest almost anything tastes lovely when eaten outside although with the windows wide in my attic bedroom it can be alfresco all the time, and I've even brought some Sparkling Fruits, or boiled sweets to be more specific. At least that means they'll be more than one thing in my bedroom that's sticky.

I was having trouble to find something to rant about for this post, until switching on my Bug just as Steve Wright was starting his show.
We've got a load of talented potential broadcasters in this country who are failing because they're falling for this idiot who doesn't bother to move with the times like he did on Radio 1.
That's what I respect him for with "the posse" and "Another True Story" although I've made more mistakes by trying to do what he does on Radio 2 only worse.
And I thought that could never be acheived, but oh yes, it can.

Once such example was when I used to do the weather on the half hour on starting the soul show and it really sounded out of place.
I could probably get away with it now if done more subtley without any cheesy jingles playing in the background but if brave enough I could probably laugh at it now.